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Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas! - Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.
- I agree with everything
- I dont understand horror movies
- I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups.
- A society grows great
- Send nude pics of your heart to me.
- Every day you teach me something new
- I'd make more money if
- Don't get killed.
- The biggest fear of life
- I drink and I know things.
- Everyone but me
- You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
- Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
- What kind of monster
- I excel at many things
- I like you pampered little shit
