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I commissioned a new negligee - Why are you wearing a tux?
- It's like a superpower.
- Do you have any Queens?
- John Snow took a knife in his heart.
- You call that a hand turkey?
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- Obviously, I am the thumb
- You do the best you can to raise them
- New dress?
- I tried to save you.
- It burns
- I feel for you.
- It will never come
- You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
- Joe, you're too heavy.
- Hey guys, quick update
- Iphone drop
- Salmonella is not an ingridient.
- I ran a half marathon
