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What's the opposite of "thank you"? - It's about friendship
- I ran a half marathon
- You can’t snort a line of coke
- Come on, am I 19 or what?
- Probably Oprah
- Why are you wearing a tux?
- The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
- Would you consider us adorable?
- Now why don't you
- That's one hell of women empowering speech
- He always leaves us alone
- A hardbound collection
- Hey, I started dating
- Honey, you're simple
- So you had sex with him?
- She is half your age
- Are my eyes open or closed right now?
- Soft kitty, warm kitty, a little ball of fur.
- You talk to God, you're religious.
