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Don't be a bitch - Who is justice beaver?
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- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- You think you can intimidate me? I went through hell.
- Trying is the first step towards failure.
- You call that a hand turkey?
- She is half your age
- Sheldon is nine
- I’m a Sagittarius
- Someone at work ate my sandwich.
- Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
- If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
- Got any new baby pics?
- Too late, Stuart already called dibs
- I'm not superstitious
- Weaseling out of things is important
- Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
- He's real funny.
- The Devil is real.
