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I'm not superstitious - I assume one of you is the father.
- Wait right there.
- I ate a brownie once at a party in college.
- You talk to God, you're religious.
- American Idol Democracy
- The one where Chandler was leaving
- What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
- Everyone but me
- Last time I tried absinthe
- Would I get married again?
- The damage has been done.
- What do you see here
- Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
- Just the facts!
- There's a secretary's day?
- To alcohol!
- Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
- Do I regret it?
- Joe, you're too heavy.
