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Don't be a bitch
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Who is justice beaver?
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Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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You think you can intimidate me? I went through hell.
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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You call that a hand turkey?
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She is half your age
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Sheldon is nine
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I’m a Sagittarius
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
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If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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Got any new baby pics?
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Too late, Stuart already called dibs
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I'm not superstitious
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Weaseling out of things is important
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Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
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He's real funny.
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The Devil is real.